Mortimer Brockert

February 18, 2024 3:28 AM
Whomever had decided that holidays were more relaxing than the school year was quite frankly wrong. And insane. Maybe the summer break, but Midterm was anything but, it was a bunch of boring parties and socializing. Mortimer had no idea why anyone would prefer that to learning and studying. Even if you weren’t even that into learning and studying-and being an Aladren, he very much had been as basically when he’d been a teenager, he’d been exactly like Olaf-it had to be the lesser evil. Education had value, and aside from some expensive bourbon, he found little of that at society balls.

Interestingly though-and it was interesting more due to the contradiction than actually being interesting as a subject-nothing happened at all. Like, there were too many parties and events, both familial and societal, but nothing…of note happened at them. Society parties were people distilling themselves down to the most inane, banal surface facets of themselves, talking about topics that also fit those parameters. Of course some people really were that dull. Most of them probably were or at least better at faking it than Isla or Liesl. Hence why Mortimer, like Olaf, always had preferred books.

Honestly, he could see the inherent flaws in this system. You couldn’t talk about anything interesting or deep for fear that it would reflect poorly on you or your family so it became this dreary chore. Not that Mortimer really cared what people thought about him anyway. Which he had made abundantly clear both at parties and regarding life in general.

As for family events…Eustace was obnoxious and obviously missed the memo about not being yourself. True, that was for society balls, where he absolutely acted like himself too. Fortunately for him, he had his cronies. Which was unfortunate for everyone else since that meant there were more people out there who shared at least some traits with the man.

Of course, Mortimer also supposed that being a Brockert was a factor and that was why both he and his son got away with behaving in ways that would be unacceptable from others.

Anyway, as the standards for family events were a bit lower, that meant that Eustace acted like himself there too and everyone sincerely wished that he would stop. However, terrible as Eustace was, it wasn’t really as if anything new or different happened. It was the same old crap and never ever changed. Which was why the holidays were both very eventful and completely not eventful at all.

Fortunately, now the holidays were over and school was back in session. Arguably, this was Mortimer’s favorite time of year because it was the longest amount of time before it was Midterm again and he had to put up with so many parties crammed into a short amount of time and also, before everything got all saccharine again.

The students entered and took seats at their house tables. Or at least, he assumed they did. They tended to be less strict about that than at the Opening Feast and obviously he really didn’t care where anyone sat. For example, hypothetically speaking, if Amethyst wanted to sit with Alexei, instead of sitting at her house table feeling bad because of what happened with her roommate-which obviously Mortimer did not know the details of because he was not…a person who discussed emotional teenage girl things, even with his granddaughters who he actually cared about-why shouldn’t she? That said, he absolutely did not see Amethyst sitting at the Pecari table. Being friends with Alexei was one thing, eating at a table full of them was probably a step too far for the prim and proper Crotalus girl.

Once everyone seemed to be in attendance, Mortimer stood and put the Sonorus charm on himself. “Welcome back everyone, I trust you have had a nice break.” At least, the ones who didn’t have crappy families or have to attend a bunch of parties anyway. “Before we eat, I have an announcement. As you all know, this year’s Midsummer Event will be the Fair. This year, we are doing passion projects. Essentially, this means you will pick a magical topic or practical project and showcase it. You may work alone, in pairs or in groups. More details will follow. “ Mortimer sat down and removed the charms as food appeared on the table.
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