Jozua Sparks

Post List for All Time: 166 Posts

Post Title

SA Year

Date

Board

Words

The cursed table

22 Dec 2023

Alumni

268

Temple of Doom

29 May 2022

Quidditch Pitch

936

Hoping to make a good impression

20 Jun 2019

Cascade Hall

1162

A picture of Us

25 May 2019

Teppenpaw Commons

564

You didn't take it though

19 May 2019

Fast and Furious

You realize my advice was hexing her, right?

18 May 2019

Fast and Furious

My guilty conscience, I guess

17 May 2019

Fast and Furious

315

How did I become known as the bad Teppenpaw?

17 May 2019

Fast and Furious

160

Yeah, I was referencing back to Prof Marsh's original intent

03 May 2019

Care of Magical Creatures

527

Can I help Spark the fire?

24 Apr 2019

Care of Magical Creatures

892

If brevity is the soul of wit, he must be a genius

01 Apr 2019

Cascade Hall

245

Wow, that was quick (tag Lily)

30 Mar 2019

Cascade Hall

340

I think so

07 Mar 2019

Defense Against the Dark Arts

562

... comes a Rogue trying to go straight?

05 Mar 2019

Library

441

Keeping it real

18 Feb 2019

Quidditch Pitch

1228

Adventure!

17 Feb 2019

Library

226

Why do I keep doing things I don't want to do?

02 Feb 2019

Teppenpaw Commons

770

Is it summer yet?

30 Jan 2019

Charms

641

Why am I still here?

18 Jan 2019

Cascade Hall

518

Works for me

11 Jan 2019

Tumbleweed

435

We’re here to enjoy some rides not get maudlin

03 Jan 2019

Tumbleweed

432

non-stabby is good

24 Nov 2018

Hospital Wing

On parity and fairness

24 Nov 2018

Hospital Wing

On Goblin Rebellions (Kir)

23 Nov 2018

Hospital Wing

175

I grew up there

21 Nov 2018

Cascade Hall

627

Are we . . . Teppishly finding common ground?

13 Nov 2018

Cascade Hall

401

Here’s a funny offer...

01 Nov 2018

Cascade Hall

422

Guarding Eden

31 Oct 2018

Quidditch Pitch

324

One of the great blessings in my life

30 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

573

Dueling Club!

24 Oct 2018

Magical Arts Room and Sports

813

Just wish it happened less to me

21 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

285

Well, that's not unusual

20 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

254

I feel tired

18 Oct 2018

Cascade Hall

343

How about learning to play it cool?

04 Oct 2018

Potions

290

Learning to substitute ingredients is important- Professor!

03 Oct 2018

Potions

395

Just Trying to Survive

22 Sep 2018

Quidditch Pitch

796

The missing Spark

13 Sep 2018

Potions

862

On guard!

05 Sep 2018

Defense Against the Dark Arts

864

Breaking physics

16 Aug 2018

Charms

764

Hoping this is just a formality

14 Aug 2018

Defense Against the Dark Arts

278

I’ve tried. It doesn’t work.

14 Aug 2018

Cascade Hall

281

Practice only

02 Aug 2018

Quidditch Pitch

289

There are some doozies in our past, too

27 Jul 2018

Cascade Hall

437

Like a rolling stone

13 Jul 2018

Cascade Hall

538

You did that very well

11 Jul 2018

Cascade Hall

683

I didn’t mean to

05 Jun 2018

Defense Against the Dark Arts

1177

Giving you some work this midterm [tag Prof. Philpott]

12 Apr 2018

Cascade Hall

265

I’ll take that zero and detention now

10 Apr 2018

Transfiguration

315

Oh, I thought of a new worst

09 Apr 2018

Crotalus Commons

549

Fearing the worst

08 Apr 2018

Crotalus Commons

484

Oh Merlin, I’m the Grinch who stole Christmas

07 Apr 2018

Cascade Hall

405

Who are these Amber and Ronin people?

29 Mar 2018

Herbology

336

Awesome

21 Mar 2018

Magical Arts Room and Sports

797

Absolutely

07 Mar 2018

Magical Arts Room and Sports

323

And the Letter A for Apocalypse

01 Mar 2018

Magical Arts Room and Sports

515

Here's another one: rest and recuperation

27 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

299

I'll just lay down here then

25 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

249

I'm sick

24 Feb 2018

Hospital Wing

265

I am kinda scary

22 Feb 2018

Transfiguration

628

Not feeling so great (Finn)

18 Feb 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

467

Reply back to Lily

15 Feb 2018

Pecari Commons

217

A Danger to Himself and Others

15 Feb 2018

Transfiguration

589

I’m sorry. It was an accident.

13 Feb 2018

Transfiguration

605

As Asst. Captain, I guess I need to do this

12 Feb 2018

Teppenpaw Commons

230

Owl to Lily

12 Feb 2018

Pecari Commons

216

Ignomious Retreat (during Int Charms Lesson)

08 Feb 2018

Library

375

This was enough of a scene for me, thanks

06 Feb 2018

Charms

312

Yeah, I got elected Patient Zero. Tell me about it.

05 Feb 2018

Charms

387

Sorry! I'm sorry, Lily! Help! Professor!

05 Feb 2018

Charms

879

Maybe the Quidditch Try-Outs

01 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

241

I was saving that for a more suspenseful moment

01 Feb 2018

Cascade Hall

274

Dodged that curse

30 Jan 2018

Cascade Hall

611

You underestimate my level of freakability

18 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

369

Hey! That’s harsh!

18 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

295

Really, let’s not spark anything here

17 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

502

Yeah. Sparks burn.

16 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

418

Trying something nonlethal

16 Jan 2018

Quidditch Pitch

406

No refunds, no exchanges

15 Dec 2017

Quidditch Pitch

419

Since always

07 Dec 2017

Potions

414

Nope, I was wrong. Catastrophic failure!

05 Dec 2017

Potions

365

Disaster Averted

01 Dec 2017

Potions

303

I don't wanna talk about it

30 Nov 2017

Potions

553

Oi, hey now, don’t do that.

29 Nov 2017

Potions

255

Great plan. Where?

29 Nov 2017

Transfiguration

278

No, it’s an unpleasant load of baggage

28 Nov 2017

Transfiguration

331

Glad to hear it

26 Nov 2017

Potions

293

I’m petrified. No seriously. This is a panic attack.

21 Nov 2017

Transfiguration

439

I wouldn’t be adverse to that, honestly

21 Nov 2017

Quidditch Pitch

519

I’m the scary Teppenpaw

20 Nov 2017

Potions

332

I will try to be all you need me to be.

15 Nov 2017

Potions

606

on resolutions and green beans

14 Nov 2017

Cascade Hall

340

half and half

08 Nov 2017

Cascade Hall

243

Keeping it real

07 Nov 2017

Cascade Hall

416

Should we hire a curse breaker?

26 Sep 2017

Cascade Hall

597

Why do I keep doing this to myself?

17 Sep 2017

Quidditch Pitch

506

So is fourth year cursed then?

30 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

504

Dueling Demonstration!

02 Aug 2017

Cascade Hall

759

Working on My Class Participation Grade

07 Jul 2017

Charms

438

Concert Volunteer Sign-Up (nm)

22 Jun 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

Dueling Club!

22 Jun 2017

Magical Arts Room and Sports

693

This is not what I was expecting

15 Jun 2017

Defense Against the Dark Arts

561

The things you do for love

15 Jun 2017

Quidditch Pitch

396

I think we won

09 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

236

Uh-oh, Cleo and Amelia are catching up

02 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

283

Continuing to answer

01 Jun 2017

Cascade Hall

290

Continuing to overshare

31 May 2017

Cascade Hall

486

I am here to make you feel welcome and needed

29 May 2017

Defense Against the Dark Arts

230

It is an excellent trait to possess

26 May 2017

Cascade Hall

278

You picked up on that, did you?

25 May 2017

Cascade Hall

429

Of Christmas, Dueling, and, um, more Dueling

23 May 2017

Cascade Hall

442

I hate you.

05 May 2017

Quidditch Pitch

703

Oops. I've miscalculated.

05 May 2017

Teppenpaw Commons

266

Eden, I shall mourn thy loss all my days

26 Apr 2017

Teppenpaw Commons

453

Do you want to be my nemesis, Ginger?

05 Apr 2017

Quidditch Pitch

661

Of course. Nothing less for you.

14 Mar 2017

Cascade Hall

261

Someday I'll fly my house to South America for you

08 Mar 2017

Cascade Hall

771

You're the fairest of them all

04 Mar 2017

Cascade Hall

570

Don't worry, I will give enough warning to get away safely

20 Jan 2017

Potions

262

Can I do nothing please?

06 Jan 2017

Quidditch Pitch

621

Don't worry, I'll get all the attention in about 40 minutes

28 Dec 2016

Potions

483

Jungle Exploration!

28 Dec 2016

Herbology

456

Santa Sparks is coming to town

09 Dec 2016

Cascade Hall

768

I was anticipating. This is definitely strange

24 Nov 2016

Cascade Hall

353

Adventure Awaits!

23 Nov 2016

Cascade Hall

233

In need of a minion, er, first year.

23 Nov 2016

Defense Against the Dark Arts

472

This is the strangest conversation I've ever had.

16 Nov 2016

Cascade Hall

258

Have we made up out minds?

10 Nov 2016

Potions

274

Great! I mean, thank you!

09 Nov 2016

Aladren Commons

268

Constant Vigilance!

07 Nov 2016

Hospital Wing

148

Consider me alerted

07 Nov 2016

Hospital Wing

161

I thought so

06 Nov 2016

Hospital Wing

You asked about the earth's fate.

06 Nov 2016

Hospital Wing

Eventually the sun will expand and engulf it.

06 Nov 2016

Hospital Wing

Goin' down the only road we've ever known

04 Nov 2016

Potions

362

'Walking on'

27 Oct 2016

Quidditch Pitch

784

[HoH Office] If I could impose on your time, Professor Pye?

14 Oct 2016

Aladren Commons

345

How much is that ET in the window?

14 Sep 2016

Cascade Hall

405

Adventure awaits! (tag Lily)

01 Sep 2016

Cascade Hall

487

It's a pop quiz, it's supposed to catch you by surprise.

18 Aug 2016

Cascade Hall

290

Conversation quick-play

17 Aug 2016

Transfiguration

256

Personality Quiz (tag a first year other than Lily)

12 Aug 2016

Cascade Hall

407

Essays can be vanquished!

28 Jul 2016

Potions

209

Less Surreptitious Candle Passing

28 Jul 2016

Transfiguration

761

I have a delivery for a Joella Curtis?

22 Jul 2016

Quidditch Pitch

262

It's anybody's bludger, too

20 Jul 2016

Quidditch Pitch

560

The struggle is real

19 Jul 2016

Potions

624

That is the best case scenario.

09 Jun 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

266

Dunno, but I am experiencing 'sugar rush'

09 Jun 2016

Magical Arts Room and Sports

512

Maybe not. My family earned this surname.

05 Jun 2016

Transfiguration

273

*Cheers from the audience*

27 May 2016

Quidditch Pitch

655

Where there's smoke... there's a Spark?

19 May 2016

Transfiguration

351

So let's just agree to be decent people, ok?

12 May 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

268

I mentioned mine was an Aladren, right?

02 May 2016

Cascade Hall

339

Okay, good, I was just starting to panic a little

02 May 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

364

Knights and Chess

29 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

353

Let's not hate each other, okay? (tag Finbar Scott)

29 Apr 2016

Teppenpaw Commons

453

Don't follow.

24 Apr 2016

Cascade Hall

703

Not sure my mom would agree

21 Apr 2016

Cascade Hall

285

You're my new best friend

19 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

367

That's all right; I can do without

17 Apr 2016

Cascade Hall

197

Wait, this is wrong, where's my blue?

15 Apr 2016

Cascade Hall

588

That it will

14 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

473

It's certainly possible

12 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

255

If you say so

07 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

410

Then I am in!

04 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

447

Do we get to slay Evil?

03 Apr 2016

Labyrinth Gardens

558