Lawrence Marsh

January 04, 2020 7:54 AM
Breath in, Breath out.

Lawrence had now been teaching for a while. Still, dealing with children, and the beginners class indeed were children, at the beginning of terms still seemed the most challenging part of his tenure. Most creatures could be found to have some sense of predictability if you were around them enough, but these students. Lawrence shook his head. These students were anything but predictable. He could deal with Classification four and five creatures, but these children. Maybe they were classification six.

And though he tried to keep classes exciting, he knew some of his students were probably bored out of their minds. And boredom would make them even more unpredictable. Today might be one of those classes. The first lessons of the semester were rarely an engaging time. Still, he hoped he could do something engaging.

Before the students came in, he waved his wand and sent the envelopes flying to the desks. He made sure that the categories were written clearly and that there were adhesives on his desk for those students who were still new enough that they might not have the skills to get things magically stuck to walls.

As the students came in, he recognized some of the first years, well now second years, from the previous year. He nodded to the actual first years and put on his best, I' m-a-nice-man.-A-nice-man-who-is-here-to-help smile.

Lawrence made notes of students he remembered and liked from previous lessons. He'd try to give a chance to the other students, but the ones he like helped keep him at ease. As the students got seated, he took a deep breath.

"Good morning, class. I hope you all did your basic reading on the classification because we have a quiz today," Lawrence paused, waiting for groans he knew that his older students would emit at this point.

"Don't worry, though, it will not be too difficult of a quiz and will be an open book. As some of you have noted, there is an envelope in front of you." Lawrence pulled the example envelope off his desk with his wand.

"When I tell you to, you will open the envelope and four creatures inside. Some of the creatures may be easy to understand," Lawrence pulled out a card that read Wizard in big letters and showed it around. He then walked to the board. Across the top was written Being, Beast and Spirit. Going down the side were numbers 1 through 5.

"Your task is to place this card correctly on the board in front of the class. Since I have a Wizard, this creature, like Witches and Muggles, is a Being. They are "a creature that has sufficient intelligence to understand the laws of the magical community and to bear part of the responsibility in shaping those laws." It is rated four or five on the danger rating since we wizards can be dangerous to each other if not treated right."

"There is enough information on the back of the card for you to be able to determine where the creature you have belongs, but just in case you need help with classifications, you may have your textbook open to the first page."

Lawrence stood up a bit straighter. There was one "creature" he wanted to do in front of the whole class.

"Let's do one as a class, and then you can open your envelopes and begin to work ok?"

Lawrence pulled out Half-Veela's card and took a breath. He might get some owls from parents, maybe even a screamer or two, but this was going to be worth it in the long haul.

"Alright, class, where does this creature belong on our board?"

Lawrence called on one of the hands raised. "Why do you put a Half-Veela there?"

"Exactly, points to your house. Half-Veela's are beings, just like other witches and wizards and though they can be dangerous, their danger is similar to how a wizard can be dangerous. Very good."

Lawrence stuck the card next to Wizard. Making sure the whole class could see Wizards next to Half-Veelas.

"Ok class, you can open your envelopes now and try to figure out the classifications of each creature. If you are still lost as to what the creature is, please feel free to ask me."

Breath out. "Ok.", thought Lawrence, "Survived this encounter with the level six being."

OOO: Each envelope will have three beasts and one Being or Creature in it. You can choose which ones you want for yourself. If you need a list of creatures or how the classification system works, please use this great resource: https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Creature
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41 Lawrence Marsh Classification of children is hard. [Beginner] 1462 1 5

Sadie-Lake Chalmers

January 12, 2020 12:48 AM
Classes were, more or less, going well. Sadie was measuring that by the pretty simple metric of Professor Wright having kept his word and passed on her preferred name to the teachers, meaning that no one had roll called her as Sadie-Lake, which would have ended her chances of a social life before they had even begun. The classes themselves were... different. Care of Magical Creatures was still a class concept that Sadie was trying to get her head around. Flying was kinda like gym class. Potions was kinda like chemistry, maybe? It had gross smells and didn't make much sense, so it definitely had that in common with science. Other classes were harder to fit into the boxes she knew though. Care of Magical Creatures was like vet school. But for eleven year olds. And with stuff that could set you on fire. So... like... yeah. #WhatTheHeck.

To be fair to the #HipsterChic professor, who would not have looked out of place drinking #HandDrip #ColdPress @OmbreCoffee (one of her mom's #FavoriteSpots for #CoffeeDate, #LALife, #RealCoffee) he had not yet given them any assignments that tried to set them on fire. It was just the fact that could that had her #FreakingOut. Today, in fact, it was a much more familiar terror. #PopQuiz, #UhOh. To be fair, she had studied. Or, like, she had read the pages he had set. She had, going into the task, vague memories from elementary school that classification was like... whether a thing was a mammal or a mushroom. Apparently, wizards did it differently, and it was by how dead it was able to make you. Ranging from like... not at all to #YouAreSoDead, #Literally.

Apparently, they were going to be able to have that information open during their test, and Sadie had to hope that it came together in some slightly more concrete way now they actually had a task to do. They were also dealing with classification by labels, rather than Xs. Sadie opened her textbook to the page they were told they could reference, and sure enough, there were the 'beings, beasts, and spirits' listed at the top. She had forgotten about that part of what she'd read after the whole #ThingsThatWantToKillYou part.

The beings, beasts and spirits bit had seemed kind of simple. She thought it basically said there were people, animals and ghosts. It was still a headspin that ghosts were real, but those categories made sense. At least, until Professor Marsh pulled out a card with something on it that she didn't recognise and started telling them all very firmly that whatever this was, they were people too. Okaaay. Sadie wasn't going to argue. She wasn't fully sure if this meant 'being' meant something other than 'people' (he had said a bunch of stuff but none of it had sounded like it didn't mean people until he got to 'half-veela') or whether... 'people' just meant more than she had realised. After all, it divided into magic-users and Muggles, so it seemed like maybe there could be other subtypes. Though she couldn't imagine what else that might cover.

"Do you know what that is?" she asked her neighbour quietly once they were allowed to start work, nodding her head towards the board.
13 Sadie-Lake Chalmers So is understanding what's happening 1480 0 5

Sapphire Brockert

January 16, 2020 1:19 AM
Care of Magical Creatures was a class that Sapphire had mixed feelings about. She liked cute and furry creatures and pretty creatures but it was a class that she was always afraid they'd do something scary in. The second year was afraid of a lot of things. Dragons, spiders, seizures, public humiliation...Topaz. Actually, aside from the seizures, her older sister was the reason why Sapphire was afraid of all the other things she was afraid of. Well, maybe not the public humiliation either, that also had to do with having epilepsy since the main way that the Crotalus thought she'd be publically humiliated was to have a seizure. Not that her seizures were the kind that made a big spectacle. She didn't drop to the ground and shake, she merely spaced out. However, Sapphire still worried that a grande mal seizure could happen.

However, when Professor Marsh announced their assignment for the day, she didn't feel all that relieved. Even though they weren't facing a dangerous creature, a quiz was almost as bad. The Crotalus did not consider herself smart at all. She had done the reading, but had trouble absorbing and remembering things. At least school things. There were things Sapphire could never forget but they certainly wouldn't help her pass a quiz.

At least it was open book. That was good, it meant she wouldn't have to remember things exactly. Plus, it involved things that were logical enough even for her to figure out. Professor Marsh had even specifically said what made a creature a Being, though Topaz would say that Sapphire herself did not fit that definition. That she didn't have "sufficient intelligence". The fourth year would also likely the same thing about their mother. Of course, Emerald would say that Topaz was a Beast.

Still, all the second year had to keep in her mind was what Professor Marsh had said with regards to classification. A creature that has sufficient intelligence to understand the laws of the magical community and to bear part of the responsibility in shaping those laws. . Sapphire repeated it over and over in her head.

She was just about to open her envelope when Esme's roommate asked her what a half-veela was. For a moment, the older Crotalus felt a bit of panic. However, she realized that she did know this one. "Veelas are these human-like creatures that are really pretty and irresistible to men. A half-veela is the offspring of a veela and a human."
11 Sapphire Brockert I know that feeling 1459 0 5

Sadie-Lake Chalmers

January 19, 2020 4:21 AM
“Thanks,” she stated to her classmate, offering an uncertain smile. Human-like creatures. That was #SoWeird. Not that much of this school had been anything else so far but it sounded like the Velours were taking #NaturalBeauty to the #NextLevel and it was #SoExtra. She thought she had heard about mermaids a bit like that in some fairy stories. Ones that were way nothing like Ariel. She wasn’t sure if the power sounded more #RealLifeDisneyPrincess or #HouseofHorrors. She guessed it was a good thing. It was important to be pretty. Guys liked girls who were #Sexy. She saw the way girls posed on their instas and danced on TikTok. She was pretty sure she would die of embarrassment if she ever tried to behave like that. At the moment, it wasn’t really required. @CharmingChalmers was all about #WholesomeVibes and #FamilyTime. Still, people talked about her in ways they didn’t talk about boys. People evaluated her. Positive and negative. It mattered whether she looked like what they wanted to see.

Not that that was relevant. A…. (she checked the board) veela would probably not be on instagram. And they had class work. She tried to wrap her head around the rest of what her classmate had said. So… beings were not human? It wasn’t like… ‘human being.’ Maybe that was where that phrase came from? Like, everything had a two part name in science. There were homo sapiens (which always got a giggle from the class) which was a type of person and like… maybe human beings were called that because there were also other types of beings. That made sense. Right?

Sadie was not confident enough to venture this thought out loud. Whether the thought, and the fact that she didn’t know that ‘homo sapiens’ were people and that ‘human being’ was not a two part scientific name would end up inflicted on a teacher via a homework assignment remained to be seen. It was unlikely. Sadie was very much not one to venture an opinion. She was good at taking the material she’d been given and rehashing it just enough that it didn’t count as plagiarism, probably with the side effect of removing some of the sense along the way.

“Um, so what er… things,” she stated, hoping that was a good enough catch all term and hoping that it was clear she just meant it generally and not that she was calling veelas and homo sapiens and human beings and whatever else ‘things,’ “did you get in your envelope?” she asked. She wasn’t sure if the other girl really wanted to talk more about their assignment but given that she recognised substantially less than half the things they were talking about, getting some help seemed like a good plan.
13 Sadie-Lake Chalmers Still a little lost 1480 0 5

Sapphire Brockert

January 29, 2020 11:37 AM
CW-Unenlightened ableist ideas coming from someone other than Topaz. Also, animal cruelty alluded to.

As Sadie asked her about the creatures she had gotten, it dawned on Sapphire that for once, she might know more about something than someone who wasn't a small child. She had deduced by Esme's comments and the lack of recognition of Sadie's last name that the younger girl was a Muggleborn. Not that that made her stupid or anything, she probably was smarter than Sapphire was since,well, most people were but it did mean she was brand new to the magical world while the second year had grown up in it. Plus, the older Crotalus had a year of magical education on her. She felt....well, not superior, because Sapphire would never think herself better than someone but, in this case, more knowledgeable and in a position to help someone. At least for now.

Still it was a nice feeling. She was going to savor it because she didn't get a lot of chances to feel this way. To feel good about herself. Topaz, of course, was awful to her on a regular basis and Mother had expressed doubts about marrying the Crotalus off due to her epilepsy while often infantilizing her as much or more so than Amethyst, who was the actual baby of the family. Mother, like Topaz, seemed to think she was mentally handicapped.

"Um, let's see." Sapphire opened up her envelopes and shuddered. "Acromantula. These are giant spiders . They are definitely beasts even though they are capable of human speech because they eat any person who comes near them." Sapphire had had nightmares about these creatures on a fairly regular basis as a child thanks to Topaz telling her that they were lurking in the Utah deserts and could possibly escape to Salt Lake City where Sapphire and her family lived. Which wasn't true and the fourth year knew it. Their tutor Neal had set her straight about the location of where Acromantula came from, which was the island of Borneo.The Crotalus vowed never to set foot there.

Honestly, Sapphire really missed Neal sometimes. He was the tutor that had finally figured out that she was epileptic and informed her parents. Without him she never would have gotten put on medication and had seizures less often.

She took out the next card. "This one is a puffskien. They're beasts but not scary awful ones like acromantula. They're cute furry round creatures that make good pets because they're all cuddly. They don't talk or think like humans though so that's why they're beasts." She had wanted to have one as a pet except she was afraid Topaz would do horrid things to it.

Sapphire looked at her third creature which was a house elf. She showed the card to Sadie. "House-elves are beings. They're servants for wizards who are intensely loyal to their masters. They can talk and are sentient and have their own kind of magic. They aren't as cute as puffskiens but they are better than Acromantula as they help wizards as opposed to eating us."

She continued pulling out the final card. "This is a flobberworm. They're....kind of what they sound like. A kind of worm. They're gross and make this mucus that's used in some potions. But they don't eat people, just plants. And they are beasts." Sapphire felt proud of herself for knowing all this.

The second year addressed the younger girl. "So what did you get?" She asked, ready to help answer anything Sadie didn't know.

11 Sapphire Brockert I'll try my best to help 1459 0 5