Professor McFarlan

April 22, 2007 7:53 PM
Kathleen McFarlan smiled at the all but barren classroom. The First and Second year class would begin soon and she'd done nothing to personalize the space allotted to her. Oh, there were a couple of Muggle star charts and the book shelves were filled with reference material, but really, that was it and in Kathleen's eyes it was more than adequate.

Surveying the classroom as she set the heavy case she lugged from her office on her desk, the new professor decided she'd have to do something about the seating arrangements. A sweeping motion of her wand and the desks that were lined neatly in rows moved this way and that to form a large circle.

Yes, that was much better. Kathleen walked over and touched the desks one by one with her wand while muttering the appropriate spell. Each student desk transformed into a cushy recliner. After all, when one looked up, proper head and spine alignment was needed to avoid that annoying crick in the neck.

With just minutes to go before the students would be arriving, she hurried back to her desk, opened the case and pulled back the soft material that protected the very large crystal contained within. Reverently, she lifted into its proper position. There were only two like it in the entire world. The other crystal resided with her brothers in Ireland. Gently, she touched her wand to just the right spot and it began to glow softly as the room dissolved away.

Instead of a classroom, Kathleen stood in outer space. Below her the earth rotated on its axis, looking like a beautiful blue opal. To the left and a bit closer, the moon made its guardian trek around the fragile planet. All around, planets and their satellites, stars, and comets, asteroids and distant galaxies shone with breathtaking beauty. In the distance, a large, yellow star know to the inhabitants of the watery planet below as Sol, stood guard. Kathleen had grown up working and playing a place that looked exactly like this, but it never ceased to take her breath away. At least this crystalline image would be put to more productive use other than decorating a posh nightclub.

Hearing footsteps outside, she combed her fingers through her shoulder length auburn hair. Satisfied the waves neatly curled up at her shoulders, she commanded the door to open. Her emerald eyes sparkled with silent laughter at the astonished faces of her charges who had their first look at their new Astronomy professor standing, apparently, on nothing but space.

"Come in," she walked over making a welcoming gesture. "The floor is still quite solid. That's right, find a chair and make yourselves comfortable. Don't worry, gravity still applies."

She gave the students a few moments to adjust to their unusual surroundings and get seated. She could only imagine what was going through their heads. She found herself wishing her Muggle university students could have experienced this. Well, time to begin.

"Hello. My name is Kathleen McFarlan and I have the happy privilege of being your new Astronomy Professor. Please respect the usual classroom etiquette. From his notes and your work, I realize that Professor Chatterjee is a hard act to follow, but I'll do my best. He prepared you well on the basics and I believe you are ready learn how all this," Kathleen made a sweeping gesture, "pertains to you."

"All of the Cosmos is interdependent and everything in it affects us. We may not see it or feel it, but all of this affects our world, nature, and magic. This class is more than just memorizing the names of planets and stars. I hope to teach you how what is happening out here affects every single aspect of magic, from charms to potions and everything in between.

"Nothing demonstrates this more than our closest neighbor, the moon." Professor McFarlan's touched the crystal again and the view changed. Above a huge three dimensional moon filled the ceiling. "Its gravitational pull dictates the tides and it works on us in numerous physical and magical ways.

"Like language, Magic is not gender neutral. The moon's magical resonance is female. That's not a man in the moon, its a lady. The monthly cycle of the moon affects us in different ways. The new moon is a good time to begin projects, long brewing potions, and plant root crops like mandrakes. Love potions and charms are particularly effective during the first quarter. During the full moon, a woman's magic is at her peak. Gentleman, never duel with an angry witch three days before and after a full moon, you'll loose. There is also a rise in crime, births, and accidents during a full moon.

"Now that's enough from me for the time being. I want to know what you know about the moon's powers. You can talk about what you know or have observed in nature, the Muggle world, and the Wizarding world. If you know any historical lore or superstition, feel free to impress me. Please raise your hands and I'll call on you." Kathleen looked around the class in the dim light for the first hand.

OOC: Feel free to Google away or use your brilliant imaginations! Keep it believable and have fun!


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Eavan Valentine

April 24, 2007 1:11 AM
A string of expletives ran through Eavan's mind, but unlike her brother, she held them in. With her mouth open like a dead fish, she walked into the Astronomy classroom and sat down at the nearest open...recliner? she could find and gazed at the cosmic expanse around her. She was brought back down to Earth - metaphorically - when the universe vanished around her and was replaced by a 3-d view of the moon.

And then the new Professor...McFarlan began her lesson. At first it was incredibly interesting, but something McFarlan mentioned made a rosy blush rise to her freckled cheeks and her body clench. This stupid giant moon and this stupid speech on 'female powers' just brought back bad memories of what her father had embarrassingly referred to as 'becoming a woman'. Eavan had never wanted her mother more than she had wanted her at that moment.

As she sat uncomfortably in the comfortable chair, she heard the professor ask questions. She knew a few things about the moon. It traveled around the Earth, did something with the tides - apparently the kid who first spoke knew quite a bit about it - and Neil Armstrong landing on the moon etc etc...but she didn't really feel like speaking up in class at the moment. Eavan sighed, and stared back up into the heavens, remembering something from a long time ago...something to do with the moon. A song that her mother used to sing to her...

"Moon River, wider than a mile:
I'm crossin' you in style someday.
Old dream maker, you heart-breaker,
Wherever you're goin', I'm goin' your way..."

Eavan looked back at the class. How loudly was she singing the song? She bit her lip and chanced a glance at the two people on wither side of her. One seemed not to notice, but the other...

"Um...sorry 'bout that." She said the person hoping that she hadn't disrupted anyone's lesson.
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Elly Eriksson

April 24, 2007 11:54 AM
Astronomy without Professor Deck just didn’t seem right. Still, Elly had liked all of the teachers Sonora had thrown at her so far, so she entered the class prepared to give this new one as much effort as she would in every class – which wasn’t very much, but whatever.

But whoa – the classroom was… well it wasn’t a classroom. It was like being in outer space! Grinning like a Cheshire Cat, Elly slumped down one of the funky chairs and got comfortable. She returned Echo's wave and smiled at him from across the classroom while Professor McFarlan introduced herself. Everything she said sounded interesting and worth hearing – Elly liked her immensely. For the first time she could ever remember, Elly actually listened intently to every word the teacher was saying. It was an unusual experience, being so enthralled in a lesson. By astronomy, no less. Though by the time the professor came to the end of her speech, Elly had the same problem that she’d had in her first astronomy lesson last year – she really didn’t know anything about the solar system.

Elly tried desperately to think of something. The Moon. Well it… was round? Sighing lightly, Elly glanced around the room for inspiration. She became distracted quite quickly, though, as the girl who’s taken the seat next to her started to sing softly. Elly recognised the tune, and she looked at her classmate, who didn’t seem to be aware they were singing aloud… until she looked round. “Um… sorry ’bout that,” she said.

Elly smiled. “It’s okay,” she whispered back, trying not to interrupt the lesson. “It’s Eavan, right?” The girls had been sharing lessons for over a year and Elly didn’t think they’d ever spoken properly before. “I love that song,” she said.
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Eavan

April 24, 2007 5:55 PM
She looked familiar. In the same year, maybe. Eavan grinned. Luckily, the girl didn't seem to mind.

"Yeah, I love it too. I didn't know it was so popular, though. My mom used to sing it to me." Eavan thought for a moment. Maybe she should ask the girl her name.

"Umm...this is bad since you know my name name, but I really don't know yours. What is it?" By this time she was completely ignoring the lecture which was rather sad because she had found it fairly interesting. She'll regret not paying attention later.
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Elly

April 25, 2007 12:54 PM
Elly got her name right; it was Eavan. Though, despite having shared classes for a year and a bit, Eavan apparently didn’t know who Elly was. Head in the clouds, maybe? “I’m Elly,” she said, grinning her trademark manic smile. She pushed her hair behind her ear to stop it falling in front of her face and obscuring her view of her classmate as they talked. “Pecari,” she added, just in case it was relevant. A lot of people thought it was, so it was often best to add it just to be sure.

It was just then that the Professor zoned in on Echo and Hyana for talking. Elly felt bad for them. She sincerely hoped that at least one of her friends knew more about the moon than she did, otherwise they were in serious trouble. It then occurred to her that if she didn’t come up with something on topic then she just might get in trouble. Hurriedly, she turned back to Eavan and whispered, “Do you know anything about the moon? I’m totally dumb about astronomy,” she admitted pulling a face. Everything she knew about the moon had just been gleaned from Professor McFarlan’s opening speech. Though she supposed sitting in a comfy chair in outer space would probably make up for any trouble she got into by being ignorant.
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Professor McFarlan

April 27, 2007 11:06 PM
“Yes, ladies, the mysterious moon and its ever changing, gentle light has inspired quite a few romantic songs.” Professor McFarlan turned to the next pair of chatterers. Assessing the relaxed, happy expressions on their faces, she thought they could take a bit of good natured teasing.

The girl with red hair especially looked as if she had a great sense of humor and could be counted on to go with the moment. She wasn't quite sure about the other, but she seemed good natured. Oh, Kat, someday, your devilish idea of fun will be your undoing

After some nerve wracking encounters with “little angels with issues,” it would be a relief to get her point across, but in a light hearted way. Would they be up to the challenge?

“I tell you what,” Professor McFarlan crossed her fingers behind her back. “You can introduce yourselves to me and either give the class a bit of information about what you know about the moon…or… since its already been demonstrated here that culture and science sometimes go hand in hand…you can stand and sing a song you know about the moon. The choice is yours.”

OOC: Honest girls, play it safe or have fun according to your characters’ natures. No worries either way, You choose.
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Eavan

April 30, 2007 3:01 AM
Eavan flinched as two other people were chastised for talking during class and promptly stopped talking. And then Elly asked her about the moon. Sher didn't want to get in trouble for talking, but they were talking about the moon. You couldn't get in trouble for that...right? Eavan assumed so, so she leaned over to Elly and whispered.

"Everything I know, people have already talked about." Eavan frowned and bit her lip. Astronomy was hard. She thought for a bit and got an idea.

"Maybe if we look in the book, it'll help," Eavan suggested. She smiled at Elly and pulled out her book, flipping to the proper page.

"Well, it says here that it affects werewolves," Eavan said. "We could ask about that."
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Elly

April 30, 2007 5:22 PM
Eavan didn’t know anything either. Elly inwardly groaned. It wasn’t fair that the teachers just got you to say what you already knew – what was the point of that? The teachers were supposed to teach. That was what they were there for. Elly realised that she was just feeling grumpy because she felt bad about not actually knowing anything, but a small part of her knew she was right.

“Maybe if we look in the book it’ll help,” Eavan said, smiling.

Elly smiled back and tried to inconspicuously peer at the book Eavan brought forth. Perhaps she wasn’t subtle enough, though, as moments after Eavan mentioned werewolves, Professor McFarlan swooped down on them. Elly slowly titled her head up and looked the Professor in the eye. Luckily she didn’t seem to be too disgruntled by their talking in class.

“… either give the class a bit of information about what you know about the moon… or… you can stand and sing a song you know about the moon. The choice is yours.”

Elly’s eyes widened. She could feel her mouth hanging open a little and hastily snapped it shut. Good gracious, now what was she supposed to do? For Heaven’s sake. She didn’t know anything about the moon that she hadn’t learned from the first part of the lesson. Eavan had just mentioned something about werewolves, but she didn’t know anything, either, and since it was Eavan who’d had the good sense to look in the book Elly didn’t think it would be right of her to just take over her lead like that.

So the other option was… no. No way. For a start Elly’s singing voice was highly reminiscent of a chorus of cats being drowned. Plus, you know – singing in front of the entire class? Yeah. Not a chance.

“Erm, I’m Elly Eriksson and this is Eavan… er,” oh no, what was her surname? Never mind. “And er, I don’t know anything else that hasn’t been said,” Elly said, making it sound like she had at least known something, but that others had gotten there first. “And I don’t know the words to any songs,” she lied. Only a white lie – she probably didn’t know all the words to any moon-related songs, but she could probably sing a few bars if she put her mind to it.

Wondering what exactly the teacher would think up as a punishment, a sudden thought struck Elly like a bludger directed by a Craven. “Ooh!” she practically shouted, almost fidgeting her way out of her recliner. “The Moon is a satellite! That’s got to count as information, right?” she said, her eyes sparkling, though her mind was wondering vaguely whether someone had mentioned that already.
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Professor McFarlan

May 03, 2007 10:51 AM
Professor McFarlan couldn’t help it, this time she laughed out loud. She was right about this one. Not only did she have a great sense of humor and she could think on her feet. McFarlan tried to place the accent. Not Liverpool…Not high brow London… Definitely not Cockney, still the refreshing non-American lilt made her just a bit homesick. She gave Elly a deep mock curtsy, admitting that this time the point was hers. She cleared her throat and struggled to step back into the role of Professor.

“I thought you could come up with something given the right incentives. “ she said, back into her teaching rhythm. “Yes, the moon is a satellite of Earth and Earth is a satellite of the sun. A satellite is defined as a body that orbits another object.

Four terms you can look forward to memorizing in your third year are related to this. Perigee, Apogee, Perihelion and Aphelion. Perigee and Apogee means that a satellite is in an orbital path around the earth. Perihelion and Aphelion is the description of an orbital path around the Sun. For instance, the earths perihelion is approximately 365 days and the moon’s perigee is approximately 27 days.

“Thank you , Miss Eriksson, your comment did count for a great deal.” Professor McFarlan turned to Eavan. “And now, it is your turn, Miss_?”
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