Professor Lilac Brockert

June 16, 2012 12:33 AM
Without ever really announcing, it was still fairly obvious that Lilac and her husband Seth were expecting. By now, it would have been impossible to hide, not that she wanted to. She was quite proud of her new, growing family, even at the cost of her waistline. She’d find her way back to her old wardrobe eventually, and for now, she tried her best to enjoy the ride, as difficult as it was sometimes; it seemed like a professional soccer team was trapped in her womb.

Speaking of soccer, a collection of soccer balls took residence in the Transfiguration classroom on this fine day, one per student. The balls were of course inflated, and it had taken some effort to make sure none were about to roll off. The brown-haired professor pulled open the door, what with class a few minutes away, before returning to her seat. Her students knew how to enter without her hovering there, plus any minute off of her feet was appreciated.

The patter of feet stole the thirty-year-old professor’s attention, and soon enough, it quieted down, with every pair beneath a desk. “Welcome, everyone,” grinned Lilac. “Today, there are soccer balls on your desks. In case any of you don’t know, soccer is a Muggle sport.” She kicked one out from underneath her personal desk and into the air, bouncing it on her knee gently for a moment before grasping it with her left hand.

Her right hand aimed her wand. “Listen closely,” she instructed. “Amadgio.” A purple jet shot from the tip of her wand, and what was formerly a soccer ball was now a small armadillo, squirming nervously about in her hand. On the board behind her were—as usual—the basic notes, giving the pronunciation (ahm-ah-GEE-oh) and its function.

“Work on getting your soccer balls to become armadillos,” Lilac continued, “and then, if you have time, you might want to begin brainstorming.” Pause for dramatic effect. “I’m giving you an extended assignment, but you’ll have the rest of the year to complete it. I want three feet of parchment on what you’ve learned this year and what the practicality of it all was. I assure you; even my ‘silliest’ lessons have had purpose.” A mischievous something flickered in her grey eyes. “On the essays, you may work together so long as each of you turns in a copy.”

“If no one has any questions on Amadgio, you may go ahead and begin. On the essays, I will be accepting questions one-on-one at basically any time during the school day, so come see me.” She nodded mostly to herself, mentally confirming she had covered everything. Remembering one thing, she added, “Oh, and please, do be gentle with the armadillos. They frighten rather easily.” On that note, she set them lose to work.


OOC: I’m sure by now, you big kids know all the rules. Long, descriptive posts get points for your House. Godmodding and grammatical errors—not so much. If you could, please put your character’s House in your author box. It’s super handy for me when giving out points. Tag Lilac if she’s needed, and try to enjoy yourselves. Happy posting!
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0 Professor Lilac Brockert Prairie appropriate athletics [Third, fourth, and fifth year 0 Professor Lilac Brockert 1 5


Brianna Japos, Crotalus

June 28, 2012 10:28 PM
Brianna’s year so far had been rather lonely. She had moments of good times, like when Gareth sat in the Gardens with her or when her and Attoria were just giggling with each other. But those moments were few and far between. For the most part, Brianna was left alone. Because of that, she spent most of her days in solitude. Lessons were nice because they forced people to work with her, but those never went very far. She missed David. He was the only one who really seemed to want to spend time with her. The only one who really understood her. She wasn’t sure why he had left or if he’d ever come back, but these months without him had Brianna realize how much she seemed to rely on him just so that she wasn’t alone.

Is this all she had in her life? She was lonely at home too. She had no friends. She had no talents. She had nothing. This concert just showed that all the more to her. Her parents won’t be coming. They couldn’t afford to take the time off of work. Brianna had nothing to offer the concert. She couldn’t act, sing, dance, or play any instruments. She didn’t know how to do proper makeup or sew. What in the world could she do to help the concert and who would ever care to really work with her?

She turned her thoughts away from the concert for the moment when Professor Brockert began the lesson. It was obvious to Brianna that her teacher was withchild; it was rather strange to Brianna that her teachers that had lives outside of the classroom, but she knew that was silly thing to really think about. She was happy for her Professor and for the gardener that they had found happiness. At least it existed somewhere.

Of course, any happiness that Brianna had for her teacher went out the door at the mention of the essay. How in the world was she supposed to discuss what she learned when half the time the lessons never made any sense to her to begin with? Brianna sighed and sank low in her chair. Oh well, she had the rest of the year to work on it.

Focusing on the lesson at hand, Brianna looked at the …soccer(?) ball and tried to remember what an armadillo looked like off the top of her head. She wasn’t sure if she had ever seen one before today to really have a grasp of them, but what could she do? Lifting her wand, Brianna took a moment to read the spell in her head and think of the way the spell worked. “Amadgio” Her voice was weak and as a result, a pale pink light shot from her wand. The moment the spell struck the ball, the ball instantly deflated. “Oh, whoops!” She said hastily, her cheeks warming as a blush crept in. How embarrassing! “Erm, do you know how to reflate the ball?” Brianna whispered to the person beside her.
0 Brianna Japos, Crotalus Oh dear, this is not good. 0 Brianna Japos, Crotalus 0 5


Paul Bennett, Crotalus

June 28, 2012 10:42 PM
Paul wasn’t too sure about why where there were what looked almost like Quaffles on all the desks, or whether there was anything significant about how they were all black and white, but after a moment of thought, he decided it was probably all right. His knowledge of how his mother’s pregnancies had affected her mental state had made him view the Transfiguration teacher’s expanding waistline with something like but a little milder than horror once he figured out what it probably signified, but things had not been as bad as he had feared, and it did not seem – very – suicidal at this point to tentatively hold out hope that things would keep on not going too horribly wrong in this class.

He accepted the revelation that these balls went with a Muggle sport without a blink, having by now accepted that she was unusual and sometimes brought these things in after learning about them somehow, and actually put his hands together, though he caught himself short of clapping them, when she pulled off bouncing hers around like that.

Paul thought he preferred pieces of Muggle sports equipment to armadillos, but copied down the spell dutifully anyway and then felt his face go blank when she told them to start brainstorming after using it and then paused for dramatic effect and he brainstormed about what he was supposed to be brainstorming about. Surely they were not going to have to make up a spell themselves for turning the armadillo into something else, or for Untransfiguring it, but that was the first thing to pop into his head, and he didn’t like how it refused to go away after he thought of it….

A moment later, though, he decided not to be too annoyed with it, though, because it made hearing what Professor Brockert actually had in store for them sound a little better than it would have otherwise, made it almost come as a relief just by comparison. Sure, he had no idea what the point of a good few of the lessons he had done over the year were, and was not the kind to think too reflectively about things, just to do them to get his grade if they weren’t independently interesting to him, but that was why the higher powers had invented writing skills. He’d bluff his way through it and no one probably ever be any the wiser. That was good.

He tried the spell, but was not surprised when the white portions of the ball merely began to look yellowish in response. He glanced over at Brianna’s work when she seemed dismayed over her progress. When he saw what had happened, he had to agree that she was in a tight spot whether she was a super-perfectionist or not – something that he thought he probably should know, since they’d been in the same House and year all this time, but which his mind was somehow refusing to comment on.

“I don’t think so,” he said, pressing his lips together from habit as he tried to think. He knew there was some spell he’d seen his mother use a few times to make balloons reinflate when something went wrong before the end of a party, but he couldn’t bring the incantation to mind right now. “There’s a spell, but….” He lightly bopped the side of his head to indicate his memory problem. “I guess you can try it and if it doesn’t work, get another ball from her.” He nodded toward the professor to show who he meant, since she did have at least one more.
0 Paul Bennett, Crotalus Nope, I wouldn't say so 201 Paul Bennett, Crotalus 0 5


Brianna

July 05, 2012 8:02 PM
Brianna tried not to blush but knew that no matter what she did, her face would still have a pink hue to it. It couldn’t be helped. She knew that she would have blushed no matter what out of embarrassment, but it always seemed so much worse when it was front of her housemates. At least Paul was friendlier. Brianna still wasn’t quite sure how Linus felt about her, but she was almost certain that if he had been the one to catch her failing at Transfiguration, he might secretly laugh at her.

Of course, that wasn’t to say that Paul wasn’t doing exactly that, he just happened to have a friendlier way of him. But, there was also the fact that her housemates all came from well off families and judged her because they secretly knew that she didn’t. She had never admitted it, but she was certain that it was obvious that she wasn’t from money. She felt that they all looked down on her because of that and if she made silly mistakes like this, they would hate her even more.

Paul seemed just as stuck on her issue as she was with it. Well, at least he could admit that he didn’t know how to fix the ball. Now she didn’t feel completely stupid, so that was at least something. “Oh, that’s okay. Thank you.” Brianna commented, offering him a smile. Transfiguration was always a difficult class to have, she was far better at Charms, but normally the object would just fix itself after a bit. But since Brianna deflated it, she didn’t it would fix itself on its own. If only she could repair it…repair… “Oh!” Brianna exclaimed suddenly and sat up straighter in her hair. “Reparo!” She stated calmly and confidently. To her glee, the ball began to inflate itself once more. “I broke the ball, I should have known that this spell would be easy enough to fix it.” Brianna was quite happy with figuring out this solution, but she almost lost her confidence when she realized that she still had to figure out how to work the spell.

“Paul, how are you with the spell?” She asked him. Maybe if he were able to work the spell correctly, he could help her figure out what it was that she did wrong. “I have no idea what I did to make the spell go so wrong.”
0 Brianna Don't worry, things are ok again! 0 Brianna 0 5


Paul

July 07, 2012 1:41 PM
Paul lifted one shoulder at the thanks. “No problem,” he said, as it really hadn’t been, considering he hadn’t been able to offer any help. The same admission might have sent his sister into a neurotic tailspin at some later point, if she convinced herself that it would make someone think she wasn’t a good enough leader instead of it being endearing or strategic or whatever her word of the day was, but Paul had been spared the indignities of inheriting anything from his mother except a small, sharp nose.

Actually, he wasn’t completely sure where he had come from at all, and if he had known her even slightly less well, he might have assumed his mother had gone and had an affair. His mother was shriller about it, but his father was really even more success- and image-oriented. So was his father’s whole family. They weren’t as extreme about it as some families, he knew, they hadn’t written Uncle Vic and Aunt Katherine off as dead or anything like that, but he disliked family gatherings just because of the constant tension between his father and his remaining sane uncles, the constant feeling that they were all measuring themselves against each other, comparing advantages. His father, for instance, was the most objectively successful now that the designated superstar was unwell, but he had an idiot wife; Uncle Roger had a much better wife, but he lived in Montana. And so on. Paul shuddered to think of how it was inevitable that he and his brothers were going to end up the same way – because he was sure he would always come in last.

Because Paul frankly didn’t care. He tried sometimes, but it was frankly too much effort, and he couldn’t see how any of them had ever benefited from it. Uncle Vic was crazy, Father was still jealous of him anyway, Uncle Roger was apparently planning to live vicariously through his kids, Uncle Matthias had more or less burned out years ago, and Aunt Katherine was crazy. Eliza was more like them, and whatever she said, she looked pretty miserable to him most of the time. As long as he had enough money to remain comfortable and entertained, Paul saw no reason to exert himself that much for so little actual gain.

He gave another try at the spell, but it didn’t alter past what he’d gotten the first time. Brianna’s sudden exclamation drew his attention back to her. “Good job,” he congratulated her sincerely. “I wouldn’t have thought of that.” Deflated was, in his mental catalogue, a little different from broken, so he was mildly interested in whether or not the spell would have even worked for him the way it did for her.

“Not much further than you are,” he admitted about where he was with the spell they were here, for whatever reason, to learn today. “I think the white parts look more brown than yellow this time, but otherwise, it’s just like it was the first time.” He shrugged, not very concerned by this, either. "I'm guessing that they're going to really start teaching the lessons more for the fifth years than the rest of us now that we're getting closer to the CATS," he said. "So we're more likely than not to have trouble with them from now on."
0 Paul Excellent! 0 Paul 0 5