Professor Baer

February 11, 2009 7:00 PM
"Hey there, little guys," Caleb cooed at the snails in the tank on his desk and took one out to stroke with his index finger. "Stop looking so nervous. My students aren't gonna kill you." He chuckled as he imagined the snails trying to slink faster as if they understood him and thought he was crazy. If his snails could understand what was going on, they probably wouldn't like it even if it didn't mean death. Unfortunately for them, there was nowhere they could escape to in his cozy classroom if they could get away fast enough.

The fifth years would be practicing vanishing spells, something that would likely appear on their CATS. It was best to start out with simple things because vanishing objects could be difficult. No need to dishearten them from the start. It fit with his usual strategy: start simply and build your way up.

Caleb looked up a few minutes later when his door opened.

"Hello," he greeted his early students. Caleb set the snail back in the tank, wiped his hands on a tissue and awaited the rest of the fifth years by finishing his sorting of graded and ungraded papers. There always seemed to be something to do at Sonora. He still needed to respond to an owl from Terry about Noa's behavior in her class. There were papers to grade, tests to write; the list went on for eternity it seemed, but it was what he lived to do. When class was meant to begin, he had to tear himself away from the letter he was distracted from earlier.

"Hello everyone. I'd like to introduce you to a few friends of mine." He indicated to the snails and lifted one out, letting it sit on his flat palm in full view of the class. "I hope none of you are afraid of handling these animals because they're important for today's lesson, which is practicing vanishing spells. You shouldn't be afraid. They won't hurt you; only slime you a little. Cute, huh?" He stroked the snail's shell and then took out his wand.

"The complexity of a vanishing spell greatly depends on the object you're vanishing and much less on how to perform the actual spell, not that it's unimportant to do the spell correctly of course. Simple objects can be vanished simply enough. Snails are invertebrates meaning they lack a spinal column. They're fairly simple creatures and vanishing them is much less difficult than say, vanishing a mouse or a bird. We'll get to those another day. Don't be surprised if that appears on your CATS exams." He didn't want his fifth years worrying since he had the utmost confidence in their abilities, but he planned to key in on the importance of those exams when he could.

"The spell in itself isn't so difficult, but you do need to get it right. The incantation is spoken 'Evanesco.' Repeat it please, everyone. Evanesco." Caleb listened as the class repeated. "Right. The incantation is coupled with a coiled movement going inward and counterclockwise like so."

Above the snail that was slowly working its way around Caleb's palm, he waved his wand in a counterclockwise coil three times, each curl tightening until his wand stopped over the snail at the center. As his wand moved he spoke firmly; his Staten Island accent didn't hinder his spell work as it did on occasion, "Evanesco."

The snail disappeared only leaving the mucus residue to show it had ever been there. Caleb set a number of snails on a smaller tray and went up and down the rows placing a snail on each occupied desk as he finished his instructions.

"I need to be sure you've mastered the mechanics of this spell before you can move on to more complex objects to vanish so today we'll just be working with the snails. However, there will be some homework for next class that goes into the theory of more complex vanishing." Caleb returned to his desk when each student had a snail and the rest were returned to the larger tank.

"I'd like an essay explaining in greater detail why vanishing something like a snail would be far easier than something like a bird. What are the differences about the two? What would you have to change as the spell caster to make the spell work on a more complex object if the incantation isn't the thing to change? I don't give length minimums. All I ask for is a quality essay and I don't ask for them often." It was true. Essay assignments were rare, but he felt that going deeper into some material would be worthwhile for his students with big examinations coming up. "I want to make sure you understand the material. Work hard today and you won't be vanishing snails for homework as well." He grinned.

"So off to work, folks. I'm happy to answer any questions and feel free to help each other too. If you finish early you can start on your essays. The information is in your text and your common sense."

Caleb sat in his chair and took a few tissues to wipe his hands. On hindsight he could have used the vanishing spell again for such a task, but he reasoned it wasn't always worth it to wave his wand when tissues worked just as well. He moved the box to a visible space on his desk so the students could take if they wanted or hadn't mastered the spell yet.
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