Professor Fawcett

December 13, 2008 11:55 PM
His personal belongings might get into an awful mess if his wife didn't periodically remind him to straighten them up - or, truth to be told, even if she did - but John had always taken great pride in keeping his classrooms in order. For a flying lesson, there was no proper classroom, but the right number of broomsticks had been laid out for the first years to use, with some extras off to one side in case any second years chose to join the lesson. The roster, so soon after a problem with one being missing during a Transfig class, was also out and ready on top of the red folder he held.

John did not look like a flying coach, or even a wizard to take long walks. This was because he was neither. He was a retired professor of Magisociology, author of two books on his subject that had been well-received and one which had, sadly, not, who was well into his sixties and who had only recently taken to occasionally mixing up the quiet routine of the past ten years by substituting at his old school. A thick, square-framed pair of glasses partially disguised a hint of an anxious frown, but reinforced the impression of age created by his graying hair and severely-cut robes - a fitting enough mix for his old job, but not always for his new.

Of course, his appearance and lack of athletic prowess might turn out to be his smallest problems today.

He wasn't entirely sure why he'd agreed to take this task. His wife, who had played Quodpot in college, had drawn him up a plan for the lesson, but Allison hadn't addressed the major problem, which was what to do if his female students rebelled. John had been slightly out of touch with current events during his years of full retirement, but he'd heard about WAIL; between Allison and the customers, it had been inevitable. He'd studied the pureblooded culture for years and still planned to write a book about it one day, but he had had very few direct dealings with them. Certainly he'd never had to deal with eleven-year-old girls whose mothers had them convinced the class he was teaching would lead to them adopting alternative lifestyles.

Soon, however, there was no more time to think about it; it was time for the lesson to begin. "Good afternoon," he said loudly, to get their attention. Once they quieted, John let his voice drop back to its usual lecturing volume. "For any of you who are concerned, you are not going to be having an additional Transfiguration lesson. In the temporary absence of Prof - " no, that wasn't right, John felt sure of that - "Miss Fox, the Quidditch Coach, I've been asked to get you all introduced to the basics of flying."

However ill-suited I am to the task, he added in his head. "Since, as in every class, safety is the top concern, you will be required to adhere to certain rules. Failure to adhere to these rules can result in loss of credit for this class, which is required for all of you." He didn't, quite, sound apologetic. Quite apart from the controversy now tied to it, there were bound to be some who just had no skill in this direction. "You should all be on time for each lesson, listen attentively when addressed by your instructor, do as you are old in a timely manner, and no..." was there really a diplomatic way to say it? "showing off, if you understand me. We're covering the basics, here, and it'll be best for everyone if everyone goes through the same basic exercises."

Insurance could be inconvenience, but classes like this had a way of reminding John why it was also a great, wonderful, excellent thing. There was bound to be one who thought that he knew everything about a broom, one who couldn't keep his seat on a broom to save his life, or both. "That said, will everyone please take a position beside one of the brooms on the ground, standing so that your wand arm is directly over the shaft." He allowed them a moment to sort themselves out according to his directions. "Good. Now, hold the wand hand out over the broom like so - " he put out his own left hand to show them - "and say 'up'.

"This can take several attempts," he informed them. "A firm tone may help. Shouting, fear, and frustration will make it more difficult. Once you successfully get your broom, mount and kick off gently to hover at about five to ten feet. You may not go higher than this just now, or attempt to fly off anywhere. Please keep both of your hands on your broomstick for now. Broom height may be controlled by leaning forward, you'll have to get a feel for how far to lean to stay where you want instead of coming back down to earth. I advise you not to lean forward or back sharply."

Years of experience allowed him to conceal his unease about this, but it was still there. "Once you have all managed to get in the air, we'll see about moving forward and stopping after you do, if time permits," he told them. "I will watch you all closely, but call out if you run into trouble; this is a big group, and I've only got two eyes. Carry on." With that, he picked up the broom he'd practiced with himself in a spare hour and waited for a disaster.

OOC: Nice, detailed posts, please. If anyone's confused as to why he didn't introduce himself, John was the Transfig. sub while a new teacher was being searched for, so all the students would have seen him before. Also, if you need him for something, I'd appreciate it if you'd include a tag in the title. Happy writing!
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Ethan and Elliot Valentine

January 07, 2009 4:07 AM
There was nothing Ethan and Elliot were looking forward to more than flying lessons. They already knew how to fly, thanks to constantly bugging Earl to teach them. Granted they never got to fly more than five feet in the air before their father yelled at them. They lived in a muggle neighborhood and the orange trees and camellia bushes only grew so tall.

Earl had also taught them the rules to Quidditch and that they were going to be learning from former Heliopaths beater, Amy Fox. So they were particularly disappointed when there was a substitute instead, who didn't even explain why Coach Fox wasn't there. So, their experience was tainted.

"Great. The transfiguration professor is teaching flying? Was he, like, a former Quidditch player?" Elliot just shrugged at his brother's rant as they each stood next a grounded broom.

"Hey, Earl never taught us this," Elliot said, after Professor Fawcett told them how to get the broom off the ground. Ethan shrugged, but grinned confidently. "Up!" he said and the school broom he was standing next to jumps up and smacks him in the hand hard. Ethan grimaced and stuck two fingers into his mouth, hissing through his teeth in pain. Elliot suppressed his laughter as long as he could before snorting in laughter. Ethan sent him a dirty glare and just picked his broom off the ground.

Elliot calmed down and tried it himself, managing it perfectly in two tries and joined his brother in the air where they floated just above the ground. Elliot sighed and flipped himself upside down so that his hair was brushing the blades of grass. Ethan snuck up behind and whacked Elliot's broom with his own. Elliot swore and fell to the ground.

"Oh you're goin' down!" he said as he chased after his broom, which had begun to drift away.
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