Mortimer Brockert

December 13, 2013 8:57 PM
As far as Mortimer was concerned, the holidays could be kind of a bunch of...nonsense really. A lot of fuss for no real reason. In fact, what really got to him other than the unnecessary social obligations with stupid people talking about trivial things, was the way the Muggles acted. Like they'd invented everything about the winter holidays, when they'd just stolen things from the old festival of Saturnalia, a feast that honored the Roman God of Agriculture, Saturn. Who had, naturally, been a wizard as were all the Roman Gods and Goddesses. They were simply thought to have all been Gods and Goddesses by idiot Muggles who did not have the power they did.

Those were the good old days. Before Muggles got arrogant and jealous of those powers they'd worshipped before and a major case of sour grapes set in. Muggles claimed that the powers wizards had were not a good thing and instead that wizards were evil horrible people, that their powers were given to them by an evil fat man named Santa that now came out once a year to celebrate with the wizards and their evil powers and eat Muggle children who did not feed the fat man's appetite and bribe him with milk and cookies.

Then, Muggles started trying to burn wizards and witches as if they were bad people instead of worshipping them like before, leading to the Statute of Secrecy after that mess in Salem where it was mostly Muggle outcasts being killed in the first place. The idea of being magical being a bad thing was still a very offensive idea though.

However, none of this really mattered at the moment. This idiocy was over for another year, and now it was time to get back to learning, something as a good Aladren alum, Mortimer relished. Today Kiva was unable to make the Returning Feast and in the interest of giving him more responsibility as the future Headmaster, he was to make a speech. It would be short and to the point, because he knew that when he'd been young, the last thing he'd wanted to do was listen to the school Head blather on when he was hungry after the wagon ride. Besides, Mortimer was a believer in saying only what was needed to be said.

"Welcome back, students. I hope you had a good holiday." Okay, that was a lie, he really didn't care either way, for the most part but people...liked when you wished them well, even when you didn't really give a flying hippogriff. "Before we begin our feast, I have two announcements. One, we have a new staff member, welcome Miss Jera Valson, who will be subbing for classes when your regular professors cannot make it for one reason or another." He didn't really know much about Miss Valson, her mother had been one of his predecessors but the girl herself had come in much later than his nephew Cory and a bit earlier than his niece Alessa, the latter being quite a bit younger than the former. "Secondly, our Midsummer Event this year will be, as you know, the Concert. You should have gotten your groups already and should begin working on your acts if you haven't already." If they couldn't figure out that for props and costumes they should make stuff in the Art room or get it sent from home and that the Music room had instruments, then they lacked the common sense a worm was born with and probably deserved to fail in front of their peers.

OOC-I, as an author, disagree with Mortimer's blasphemous take on the holidays, and apologize for it wholeheartedly, though do back him up on the part about hating being forced into small talk with idiots. However, I realize that it's not like that for everyone and wish everyone a happy holiday season anyway. And genuinely do "give a flying hippogriff". :)
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Professor Jera Valson

December 14, 2013 8:23 AM
Being back at Sonora was undeniably peculiar. Jera had been fully aware of the potential for emotional upheaval when she’d made her application, but she had found the interview scenario to be surprisingly tolerable. In some ways, she supposed the familiarity was comforting; what could offer more security than a teaching position at the school she had attended as a student herself? Admittedly, while the location might provide stability, the job title itself promised a contrasting unpredictability: Jera Valson was the most recent substitute professor to join the faculty ranks.

It was almost as usual for a new staff member to begin after midterm as it was to start at the beginning of the academic year, so she didn’t feel as though she would be the subject of unwarranted discussion on that topic. Neither did she believe her appearance would cause any offense: she was a little under average height for a young woman, and she had teeth that seemed a little too big for her face most of the time. Her dark hair was shoulder-length, and cut straight and neat. Her dark eyes and deep skin tone matched that of all the rest of her Romanian relatives (and most of her American relatives, come to that), and she was often quiet with strangers. Her clothes for the occasion were neat, smart, and presentable: a black pant suit with white blouse beneath a basic black robe (although in her normal attire of ripped jeans, a jersey with charcoal stains, and with her hair tied back to keep it out of the way she might present an entirely different image).

No; it was nothing about her physical appearance that would make Jera stand out in any way to the crowd of students seated in the Hall – it was only her personal connections with the school that would contribute in any way to her being recognised by anyone but the longer serving members of staff… even the seventh years had not been at the school when Jera had graduated. It seemed like an age away, even though she supposed, in relative terms, her attendance at Sonora had occurred in recent history. She had graduated a year early, having taken her CATS over the summer of her fourth year and joined the sixth years for advanced classes, had been Assistant Captain and Seeker on Aladren’s Quidditch team, and had been Head Girl in her graduating year. Of course, considerably more people might just remember her a being Headmistress Powell’s daughter.

Jera had returned, several years later, with a Masters’ degree in biodiversity, a full dragon handler’s license, and some teaching experience. She wasn’t entirely sure what she was hoping to achieve from her new employment (a career in teaching, perhaps, or maybe an insight into potential future research projects, or maybe just some way to pass the time until she thought of something else to do, instead), but it felt like the right move for her. Being somewhere familiar was good for her, and while it was odd to be viewing the Cascade Hall from the perspective of the staff table, Jera felt more at ease than she had in a long while.

When Headmaster Brockert (she didn’t know much about the new Headmaster, and so had been relieved to hear Kiva would be around in some capacity until the end of the year) resumed his seat, Jera exhaled gently and contemplated the spread before her. “Come for the first-class education, stay for the world-class food,” she commented.
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